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We'll always have Paris... now how do we get rid of her?
  Paris Hilton can eat my asshole. Who am I kidding? That skanky rich bitch would probably enjoy it. I'm so sick of her name gracing every bit of the spam in my Hotmail Inbox, advertising her numerous sex tapes.
Paris Hiltoon Stolen Home Movie below Hello! fonf Paris Hilton gone wild! ingxaco Fuck right off you drugged-up heiress! I caught the first few minutes of her show The Simple Life last night, and just watching her shop made me want to slowly cut off her fingers with a butter knife. There was something about the way she carelessly spent thousands of dollars on one item of fashionable crap that irked me to no end. Think of how many struggling families could live comfortably if this one vapid party girl were stuffed in a meat locker and her fortune given to charity.  And the video! It's so lame. I'm not a guy, but Paris really looks like a bad lay. She flits around the bed on all fours like a nervous poodle, and pushes her lover (Shannon Doherty's husband) out of the way to make sure she's on camera. I'm sure she's loving all the publicity.
For some reason, the promises of Paris porn are not so prevalent in my Yahoo box (heh, I said 'box'). I love Yahoo's new spam button for some reason (probably because it entails the least amount of clicking to get rid of mail); Hotmail has a new look and it sucks worse than a coked-up hotel heiress. I'm not going to upload the tape, but for those who are curious, click here for a bigger version of her stubbly cooch.
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