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Do the Terrier Dance
Sunday, December 07, 2003
  We're Hare Enthusiasts: Anyone with basic reading skills can determine this isn't a hate site. It's simply a weblog of two Canadian chicks. We rant, we rave. We crack a few jokes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is in serious need of a life.
We at WHE love babies, kittens and fuzzy bunnies. Okay, so maybe BeX doesn't like bunnies. In fact, she despises bunnies. And dogs. Little puppies even. The adorable Jack Russel terrier pictured here would probably make her stomach turn.
But even if she doesn't like puppies, she loves the Terrier Song. Are these lyrics familiar to you?
 Terriers are my very favourite breed
They're cute and cuddly and easy dogs to feed
They'll bring you up whenever you are down
Terriers average 20 pounds
When I walk around in this terrier town
One thing that makes me down
Is when people put bandanas on their dogs
Terriers are my very favourite breed
Cute and cuddly, easy dogs to feed
Terriers were there in the 11th century
Napoleon had one to prevent misery
Terriers are good with the aged
Studies show that they prolong old peoples' lives
No one wants to die
Like this guy died
Die die, die die
Die die, die die
Worms eating your eyes
Bass solo
(Notices women behind him in black bikini's and veils)
Ah, excuse me ladies, you're scantily clad and have nothing
to do with the narrative. Therefore, it's sexist. Sorry.
(they go away..)
Wow, that hurt.
You know those mornings that you just can't get out of bed,
and you call in sick, if you had a job.
You know those mornings when you just wanna watch TV, eat corn
chips and masturbate.
Sure you do.
Well, when those days happen..
what you should do is start thinking about my friends.
My little furry, waterproof pals.
You know I'm talking about.....
Les terriers sont mes types favourites
Jolies, charmantes
Pas de probleme a maintenir
Il donnent du joie
Quand tu es "blue"
Les terries sont a peu pres
Vingt livres
Give terriers a chance (Yeh!)
Do the terrier dance
No, let's not
But if you want your love to show
If you want your love to grow
Then go terri-, go terri-, go terri- errr
If these lyrics aren't familar, you obviously aren't living in a Brucio World.
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