Hacking Up A Lung In The House Of The Rising Fruit Fly
(Sung angrily to the tune of House of The Rising Sun)
There is a house in Scarborough
They call it the 'Rising Fly'
And it's been the ruin of many a young sick girl
Oh God, I wanted to die
My brother volunteered me
To help him look after my grandma and her pup
We were going to spend the night with her
Then the son-of-a-bitch doesn't even show up
Now the only thing I really needed
Was a suitcase and a can of Raid
And I tried to kill as many flies as I could
But they were all determined to stay
Oh, Mother tell your children
That they will likely cry
If they agree to spend a night in misery
In the House of the Rising Fly
With one foot in the kitchen
And the other foot in the living room
I tried to avoid the infestation
But should have accepted the doom
Well there is a house in Scarborough
They call the 'Rising Fly'
And it's been the ruin of many a young sick girl
Oh God, I wanted to die
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