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by starvingkitty Someday your looks will fade and you will become fat, not fat like you are already but Wal-mart fat. And no woman will come near you with a ten foot pole, and you'll be too poor for hookers. Soon you'll be living on the streets, making a living as an organ grinder. You'll try to train your monkey to perform oral sex, but all you will get for your trouble is a few scratches and a broken heart. Your monkey will run off with a bag lady, and nobody will throw you quarters without a cute animal around. So you take apart your organ and try to impress people by eating it piece by piece, like that guy in the Guiness Book who ate a car. But nobody cares, and it hurts like hell coming out the other end.
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