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Elryano asks the age-old question that's so popular at this time of year...

Saturday, December 07, 2002

I don't know if anyone has talked about this yet or not, but an environment group is using Jesus to try to get people to stop buying SUV's and other polluting vehicles.

The slogan is WWJD? What Would Jesus DRIVE.

I'm still not sure what I think of that.

First off do you really think if Jesus comes back that he really will be buying a car? Much less driving it himself? Hell no, I think he will be in a limo. In the back, legs stretched out.

And what about the people who don't believe in Jesus? Isn't it bad when an advertising campaign is done that excludes whole groups of people?

Or do they plan on switching it up, depending on the area they are in, like WWJD, What Would Jews Drive? I'm not sure what they would myself, but I got to figure it wont be German made.

I will say though,that this campaign has made me think about what it would be like to go on a road trip with Jesus:

ME: "Hey Jesus, we better stop, we're on empty!"

Jesus: *Smiling* No we're not, look again."

Me: "It's full,you just turned water into unleaded!"

Jesus: "Do you still doubt me? Do you still doubt that I can get this car to San Francisco on one tank of gas?"

Me: "Jesus,should we stop for food?"

Jesus: "No, I got these two fishes and five loaves, we'll be fine."

So then you have to ask yourself,if these people can get away with using Jesus to sell their beliefs or promote their product, what to stop other companies from using Jesus in their ads?

Like for instance:

"Just do it...Jesus."

"With a name like Jesus, it's got to be good!"

"Please don't squeeze the Jesus."

Now, don't get mad at me I don't think that going too far, because really, do you want people squeezing your savior? And you know they will, I mean one touch from the hem of his robe could cure you, plus he's just so damn huggable.

"Jesus: Curiously Strong"

And one for the Catholics:

"Jesus: it's what's for dinner!"

highrock.com/personal/WWJD/
whatwouldjesusdrive.org/

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