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A Spader Fable
With a little help from his faithful monkenites Once upon a time in a land not so far away lived a pig named Nate. He was a fat pig and that caused him a ton of grief and even more heartache. Every time he went out for pork rinds, all of the other pigs would laugh and point and throw melted lard and piglets at him. It was enough to make him pull out a pork leg and take out the whole crowd. But then something wonderful happened. One night while he was sleeping on his toilet, his head hidden in the crook of his arm, his Fairy God-pig farmer came floating through the window. She woke him up by oinking him. Once awake she said in a tubby voice, You can have one wish. What will it be? Without a moments hesitation, the pig replied, I wish I wasn't as fat as I am now. So with a wave of her magic sow, his Fairy God-pig farmer granted his request. Within a few moments the pig's smile degenerated into a frown. He was even more fat than before. He felt as if a ton of bitches had been dropped onto his shoulders. It just goes to show you. No matter how fat you think you might be, someone else is more so. Be happy with who you are. Visit the monkey! He made us a spiffy banner.
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