Your president (not mine)
Tuesday, February 12, 2002
In the interest of fairness, Dubya responds to a previous editorial on the Olympics, where Rebecca X noted "George W. Bush also acted like an utter asshole, grimacing as the team from Iran entered the stadium."
Yeah I gave those no good baddies the frown of a lifetime, mess with me and mine, you get the frown, it's as simple as that.
I like the WHE page, I remember a time when I was able to write columns on it, and then they turned their back on Dubya.
I guess if you become President and threaten to rape the land of its natural resources, then suddenly you're the bad guy.
All they do now is poke fun at me, I mean sure, I'm the PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD and stuff, but I have feelings, if you cut me, do I not bleed? If you feed me a pretzel, do I not choke?
But I like the WHE girls, I mean, sure they are Canadian and all, and Canada is very close to being admitted in the Axis of Evil, but we've not found a benefit yet for needing an excuse to invade Canada, so I bear them no ill will, it's also cool that I hear they just hired Couzin Colin and are going to let him 'rap' on subjects that are important to teenagers, like sock hops and stuff.
And speaking of wrestling, I was going to be one before I became the owner of a oil company and a baseball team.
But the name JunkYard Dog was already taken
dubya: The People's President
------------------- Im this many!!!!
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