Our Boyfriends Got Really Drunk This New Year
Tuesday, January 01, 2002
As you can see, we brought the new year in style with our favourite hunks. BeX's boyfriend is on the right. We love that eighties hair. They are both wearing leg warmers. We just finished giving them blowjobs.
Our New Year's resolution is that all our enemies get what they deserve, but we want to send love to our bitchcakes.
Who the hell are these fucking idiots? These rich bastards from the yacht club really deserve to die. Just look at those weathly, fat pricks. Tommy Hilfiger can eat our assholes. You've got to love those pious churchgoing folk.
We've got to go pull BeX's brother out of the pub now. You know those Irish.
The everlovin' hulk. Hulk. Hulk.
Happy New Year's to you and to Celine Dion's husband.
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