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CrotchFartibal
More Farting Basics by CrotchCannibal 'Member when you were in Junior High School and you had to take the physical fitness test? You had to do like, ten push-ups, ten pull-ups, fifty jumping-jacks, run a mile, and lastly... do about twenty sit-ups while some other kid held down your feet? Didn't that suck? Well, not for me, 'cause I'm a physical marvel and I've always been in great shape. But, if you happened to be one of the unfortunate few who, whilst engaged in doing the "sit-up" portion of the event...accidentally released a bit of "ass chatter", well...you became the laughing stock of the entire school for the next three weeks. Yet, as sorry as I feel for those who "bursted in error", I feel even more sympathy for the poor, innocent sod who had the misfortune to be partnered with the farter as their thankless foot holder. I mean, heck, that poor fellow not only had to suffer the verbal barbs of his immature classmates for being in the closest proximity to the farter, but... ...they fuckin' got farted on to boot!!!
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