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Saturday, April 07, 2001

An old thread on our message board has been rather active lately. The topic is abortion. Here's the post (complete with errors in spelling, grammar and logic) that fired things up:

Babies SUCK, they all must DIE! Fucking KILL EM!
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They suck! All they do is scream and cry,
therefore they must fucking die! (Hey it rhymes).
I cannot stand the sight of a little wretched baby running around, screaming, crying, and generally annoying the fuck out of me. And everyone who says that they are so fucking cute are equally annoying. I say mankind should have mandatory abortion for anyone who gives birth. Then there would be a special forces task force of baby-hating bastards sent out to kill them all in the most painfull way, Chainsaw Dismemberment.
KILL EM ALL!


Um... wha' ??

Normally this sort of post would make me chuckle before I move on, but I keep reading the same sentiment over and over again, and it's getting tiresome. If you hate babies, fine. If you want to argue for population control, go for it.

But if you're going to whine about it at least HAVE THE BALLS TO STERILIZE YOURSELF before carrying on with your inane ramblings!

Of course, there are a few acceptable options to sterilization: Gay sex, abstinence (excuse me while I laugh), and masturbation (either with yourself, or your gay partner).

Now I realize it can be difficult for younger people with no kids to find a doctor willing to perform sterilization surgery, but it certainly shouldn't be that difficult for males to do the necessary snippage at home. (Try asking an ex-girlfriend to assist. She'll be more than willing.)

The best vasectomy information I've found is at Beaver Cleaver, complete with gory photographs!

I leave you with this helpful info on clitoral stimulation from bianca's Good Vibration Masturbation Guide:

Water: A shower massage with a hose attachment will render any tubeless shower a masturbation den. The added attraction of the shower massage is the versatile control that switches the water from a steady stream to a pulsating jet spray. Keep one hand free and adjust the temperature or water pressure for even more variety. Hot tub jets work, too. Avoid sending strong streams of water into the vagina; this can cause fatal air embolism.

There is one baby who deserves to die.

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