An elderly black woman got on the bus the other day, holding a bible. I couldn't help but chuckle. I'm not an atheist or anything but people who are sucked into that whole organized religion bullshit always make me laugh. The best part though was when I looked over at her again and noticed the front of her black woolen hat. In large white letters she'd sewn the words: "I LOVE JESUS" with a big red heart beside it. I had to bite my tongue to stop myself from laughing out loud.
Then yesterday morning I had to stop myself from gagging when I saw the guy sitting across from me spitting on the floor of the bus. He had his head down and I thought he was spitting because there was clear liquid coming out of his mouth. It wasn't until I saw an orange substance pouring from his throat that I realized he was actually puking. Only one more month until I get a car...