Moron Takes Office
Saturday, January 20, 2001
It was difficult watching the presidential inauguration of that absolute idiot George Bush this afternoon. While the procession drove towards the White House I was wishing the car Bush was in was a hearse and his dead body was in it. His speech was apparently the shortest inauguration speech in history, perhaps because he's an illiterate twit. I think he might have reassured the American public a little at least if he'd told them that he's just a figurehead and his father will really be running things again. Unfortunately, that didn't happen. Then when he walked in the parade down the street afterwards I was thinking: "I hope someone has a gun. Now's your chance protestors, he's just walking down the street, shoot him now - oh please." I was also quite happy and proud to be a Canadian!
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