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Had An Ex Lately? No Thanks
When my ex-boyfriend called me at work today and invited me out to dinner I thought: "What the hell, a free meal!" So I went and everything was pleasant. I ate, had two beers (no, not Ex!) then he drove me home. I almost kissed him goodnight, but only because I think I have a cold and I figured if anyone deserves a cold it's him. Instead I smiled and said goodnight and went upstairs to my condo. About a half hour later my phone rings and it's him. I pick up the phone, say hello and he says: "If you'd invited me upstairs tonight (for sex of course), I would have come up." Oh Really? No kidding - I mean, what man wouldn't come upstairs for sex if he was offered it?! As usual, I hung up the phone and laughed at his expense. He made my Monday.
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